Doug Stanhope – If Marriage Didn’t Exist, Would You Invent It? (Video)


Doug Stanhope explains why marriage shouldn’t be legal, gay or otherwise.

If marriage didn’t exist, would you invent it? Would you go “Baby, this shit we got together, it’s so good we gotta get the government in on this shit. We can’t just share this commitment ‘tweenst us. We need judges and lawyers involved in this shit, baby. It’s hot!